The CheeseSC4 Vending Machine

[Towncrafter]

You get 5
I insert a pound of jelly beans

[Durfsurn]

You get

[cheesey]

You get what? lol

I guess he gets a bad stomach ache
I insert this site. Theoratically, the vending machine is inside cheeseSC4...

[Durfsurn]

You get Inception. (I did actually post something there...)

I insert DVD's

[Towncrafter]

you get a DVD jam

I insert butter (the stuff from a cow, not the pretend butter from plants  )

[Durfsurn]

You get margarine

I insert me!

[cheesey]

and the vending machine spits you back out
I insert a dollar

[Durfsurn]

You get a pound.

I insert cheese

[cheesey]

you get moldy cheese
I insert a quarter

[Durfsurn]

you get an eighth.

I insert cow dna

[cheesey]

you get a cloned cow
I insert 100 apples

[Durfsurn]

You get 2 oranges

I insert a sumo wrestler

[Towncrafter]

You get a martial arts guy
I insert a Jersey Cow

[Durfsurn]

You get a New York Cow.

I insert a BB gun

[cheesey]

You get a dead bird
I insert a deer.